My Lord!
When you walk outside it is just oppressive! Hopefully everyone is experiencing some sort of air conditioning. To amuse you while you try to survive the heat, here are some "It's so hot..." jokes:
It's so hot ...
- the cows are giving evaporated milk
- when the temperature drops below 95 you feel a bit chilly
- you discover that it really only takes two fingers to drive
- you break a sweat the instant you step outside ... at 6:30 a.m.
- you realize asphalt has a liquid state
- the retirement center is having a wet t-shirt contest
- the Baptists aren't burning any books
Stay cool!
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One solution: A trip to the Apple store! I decided that I didn't need Parallels (VMWare Fusion works just fine), so I returned it for store credit and picked up a Bluetooth wireless mouse and a line-drawing program called LineForm, which might be a good Mac equivalent of CorelDraw.
Yuck...Just saw where the temperature in Rock Hill is 101. It's a chilly 98 in Lilburn...Brrrr...
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